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Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Snow Golems

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Beware of terrible Snow Golems during severe weather...

They are made of icy cold & are not to be trusted with your children. Just like snowflakes, 'snow golems' are individually unique. Each snow-golem has an ill-will of its own. Some have hearts of black ice, others might have big snowballs.

* Do not risk sticking a carrot into any snow-golem's head 
* Do not give a snow golem your hat or scarf
* Do not add more snow to an existing snowman (it could turn into a snow-golem, overnight!)

Further warnings will follow this early report...
 

1 comment:

  1. It's not Snow Golems that are such a big menace in cold weather, it's Frost Giants on the rampage which are really scary. They could lay siege to walls of Asgard, so earthbound towns and cities have no chance!

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