DVD Derm

You know about nicotine patches for smokers & bio-energy diet patches for weight-watchers...

Here's a brand new product:

The DVD patch

It’s the best way to help addicts from overspending on shiny new DVDs!

Unique AV InfusionSoft technology (patent pending). 3D available on demand.

For movies you would like to see but can’t find any spare time for.

Infuse one movie while you watch another, to get double value entertainment!

No prescription required.

The Fly 3sum

Spoiler Alert!

After the final credits have scrolled, there's a teaser-trailer for the next cross-franchise movie... as cobwebs fill the screen, and the shadow of Spidery-Men appears.

Interocitor

Remember the recent social craze for ‘mobile phones’?  

They were such tiny little gadgets that were always getting lost – just like all those silly remote controls for televisions (before LabCentral’s patent voice-recognition circuits forever changed the way that everyone channel surfs on their new hi-def widescreen home viewing sets!), and clamshell fones were always beeping off, or buzzing so annoyingly like pickpocket flies – to interrupt your important business meetings or social occasions and conversations that you would prefer to enjoy with real people…

Wow! That 3D looks great!

Now, all of that’s going to change very soon, and for the better, thanks to LabCentral’s greatest technological innovation yet, the INTEROCITOR!  

FASTER!

Global video communications at the flick of a switch and the turn of a dial

BIGGER!

No more of that fiddly web-cam nonsense to bother about. Interocitor is a sturdy home appliance that will be a magnificent addition to your designer furnishings 

CHEAPER!

Interplanetary conference calls are free with every premium package

It's not my fault!

 LabCentral’s Interocitor* 

– in touch and in tune with tomorrow’s world, today!

* Some easy home assembly required

Redrock

The Moon has already been conquered and Earth rock climbing is for wimps

If you have a head for heights and relish a challenge why not try...

It’s the great new sport for real macho men (and tough women).

Forget about Everest and the Alps...

Why bother with dusty craters in the airless lunar void?

Come to the red planet and scale the peaks!

Mars has mountains to dwarf the pitiful green hills of Earth.

Have you got what it takes to climb Mount Olympus?

Aim for the top of a new world now…

Call your local inter-planetary travel agency and ask for Redrock Tours.

SG-TC Gotham

Coming soon: to a holo-theatre near you!

Apathy

Apathy PR

• Marketing strategy problems?
• Unmanageable lists of clients?
• Sold out of what they all want?
• Sick and tired of helping people?
• Office job becoming a real drag?

Who needs all that damn hassle at work every day?

If we take care of all your business research and promotional work... customers will stop bothering you!

Sorted! (But no guarantees.)

Say goodbye all to your publicity & public relations problems...

APATHY PR

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